Post by The Sandman on May 20, 2022 22:32:29 GMT -5
Conor McGregor looks like he's feeling the pressure.
Jose Aldo shifts back and forth nervously.
Conor McGregor has fight Jose Aldo 1 times. He has lost 1 of them.
The Chair Chucker is not prefered by the MMA media to win tonight. He will have to do his best to score a win.
Conor McGregor comes with a 4 fight losing streak.
The referee of the bout is Mario Yamasaki.
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Round 1
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The bell announces the first round!
The Chair Chucker and Joe Say All Doe circle around the center of the cage.
The clock says 0:25 in the 1 round
Joe Say All Doe is one of those men capable of pounding you into oblivion!
Jose Aldo is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
The Chair Chucker looks for angles as he throws a few jabs that are countered by Jose Aldo's punches
The Chair Chucker measures the resilience of Joe Say All Doe's chin with an uppercut while Joe Say All Doe lands some great crosses.
The Chair Chucker has a small cut in his Nose
The Chair Chucker launches a furious low kick!
Joe Say All Doe receives a hard blow on his right leg!
The clock says 0:55 in the 1 round
Conor McGregor throws a looping right hand...
Joe Say All Doe moves aside and dodges.
Joe Say All Doe is trying to counter now!
Joe Say All Doe is holding Conor McGregor's left leg... He's trying to take him down.
Conor McGregor loses balance and goes to the ground.
Jose Aldo is in side mount over Conor McGregor
As the fight continues it seems that Jose Aldo is taking the best of the fight.
Joe Say All Doe breaths deeply while on the ground
Jose Aldo is in side mount over Conor McGregor
Pitty-pat punches from Joe Say All Doe
Conor McGregor doesn't flinch.
Jose Aldo is in side mount over Conor McGregor
Joe Say All Doe looks to be in very good shape.
Joe Say All Doe tries to move to full mount!
Nice move. He is in full mount now.
The clock says 1:45 in the 1 round
Jose Aldo is in full mount over Conor McGregor
Conor McGregor tries to roll to his side and trap Jose Aldo in his guard...
Conor McGregor gets his hip out and moves to full guard.
The clock says 1:55 in the 1 round
Jose Aldo is in open guard over The Chair Chucker
Conor McGregor launches a few punches to Joe Say All Doe's cheek from the guard.
Jose Aldo uses his head to cover the punches and presses his skull forward.
Jose Aldo is in open guard over The Chair Chucker
The Chair Chucker measures the resilience of Joe Say All Doe's ribs with a couple of big punches from guard.
Those hits are leaving hitches in Joe Say All Doe's side.
Jose Aldo is in open guard over The Chair Chucker
Joe Say All Doe is trying to better his position on the ground and launches a couple of elbows against The Chair Chucker's ribs.
The Chair Chucker is noticing that and his face shows the pain.
Jose Aldo is in open guard over The Chair Chucker
Joe Say All Doe moves on the ground
Jose Aldo moves to side mount
The clock says 2:40 in the 1 round
Jose Aldo is in side mount over Conor McGregor
Conor McGregor attempts to trap Jose Aldo in his guard.
Conor McGregor manages to switch to half guard.
The clock says 2:50 in the 1 round
Jose Aldo is in half guard over The Chair Chucker
Conor McGregor tries to close the guard.
The Chair Chucker put Jose Aldo in closed guard.
Jose Aldo is in closed guard over The Chair Chucker
Joe Say All Doe struggles on the ground and tries to break Conor McGregor's guard...
Jose Aldo is in The Chair Chucker open guard now
Jose Aldo is in open guard over The Chair Chucker
The Chair Chucker tries to close his guard around Joe Say All Doe
He succeeds!
Jose Aldo is in closed guard over The Chair Chucker
Joe Say All Doe is in closed guard... The Chair Chucker tries to roll on the ground!
Nice reversal! He is now in full mount over Jose Aldo!
Conor McGregor is in full mount over Jose Aldo
Joe Say All Doe launches a few weak punches
The Chair Chucker blocks them effectively.
Conor McGregor is in full mount over Jose Aldo
Jose Aldo tries to roll to his side and get to half guard...
Conor McGregor rolls Jose Aldo to his stomach and takes his back!
The Chair Chucker is in rear mount over Joe Say All Doe
Joe Say All Doe has The Chair Chucker controlling his back while on the ground. He tries to roll and find an escape...
Showing some ground skills Joe Say All Doe manages to escape from that position and climb to his feet along The Chair Chucker
Both fighters have climbed to their feet and they continue the fight standing. The people who are watching this in General Pablo Rojas (Asuncion, Paraguay) are cheering for the fighters.
Jose Aldo is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
Jose Aldo is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
The clock says 4:30 in the 1 round
Jose Aldo moves forward looking for a hole in his opponent's defense.
Joe Say All Doe moves backwards and Conor McGregor is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
Jose Aldo just won't stop and continues to rain punches
The Chair Chucker quickly defends.
Poorly executed technique. Conor McGregor looks to counter!
Conor McGregor charges at Joe Say All Doe throwing flurries left and right.
Not many punches are hitting, but the ones that land are huge shots! Joe Say All Doe is rocked!
The clock says 4:50 in the 1 round
The Chair Chucker and Joe Say All Doe circle around the center of the cage.
A left hook from The Chair Chucker
grazes the chin of Joe Say All Doe.
The ref stops the action. The round is over.
This round is clearly for Conor McGregor.
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Round 2
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Bone shattering straight right hand from Jose Aldo!
The Chair Chucker is going to have a big headache after that blow!
Jose Aldo attempts to cut off The Chair Chucker with punches
The Chair Chucker reels from the strikes.
Conor McGregor fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
Tremendous strikes from The Chair Chucker!
Some big punches are landing!
Conor McGregor launches a body shot
Joe Say All Doe dodges and catches him with a hard cross.
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
Joe Say All Doe studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
Jose Aldo swings...
hard impact to The Chair Chucker's face!
Jose Aldo fakes a move and launches a liver kick!
That almost wrenches Conor McGregor! I'm sure that his liver will be sore tomorrow.
The clock says 1:50 in the 2 round
Jose Aldo moves forward looking for a hole in his opponent's defense.
Jose Aldo takes a few seconds to recover his breath...
The Chair Chucker begins to launch a barrage of punches over Joe Say All Doe
Jose Aldo is smart enough to duck backwards
The Chair Chucker leads with a punch
Jose Aldo avoids it and lands flush with a counter uppercut!
Joe Say All Doe and The Chair Chucker circle around the center of the cage.
Conor McGregor goes with a looping right hand while Jose Aldo jumps back and jabs
The Chair Chucker seems staggered and Jose Aldo runs to capitalize with a bunch of jabs and crosses.
Joe Say All Doe studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
Jose Aldo is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
The clock says 2:55 in the 2 round
Bone shattering straight left hand from Jose Aldo!
The Chair Chucker is going to have a big headache after that blow!
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
Jose Aldo is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
Jose Aldo is slowing the pace of the fight a bit and circles around his opponent.
Good front kick from Joe Say All Doe!
The Chair Chucker stumbles backwards after that one!
The clock says 3:30 in the 2 round
Jose Aldo fakes a move and launches a liver kick!
That almost wrenches Conor McGregor! I'm sure that his liver will be sore tomorrow.
The Chair Chucker is one of those men capable of pounding you into oblivion!
The two exchange wildly
Joe Say All Doe is connecting with a few punches
The Chair Chucker is one of those men capable of pounding you into oblivion!
Surprise roundhouse punch by The Chair Chucker.
Jose Aldo's reflexes save him!
These two fighters are showing each other a ton of respect.
Nice punches from Jose Aldo.
The Chair Chucker staggers backwards. Joe Say All Doe wants to finish this and continues launching bombs!
That punishment by Jose Aldo has left The Chair Chucker staggered! Jose Aldo should try push forward now and finish this!
Jose Aldo is taking out his mouthpiece to breathe...
Crisp uppercut by Joe Say All Doe followed by a hard jab
Conor McGregor stumbles back.
Conor McGregor seems hurt! He stumbles backwards and he's an easy target for Jose Aldo!
Joe Say All Doe moves forward looking for some action
He surprises The Chair Chucker with a double overhooks!
Conor McGregor seems hurt! He stumbles backwards and he's an easy target for Jose Aldo!
The clock says 4:40 in the 2 round
Jose Aldo fakes a move and launches a nice uppercut
it lands on The Chair Chucker's chin
The Chair Chucker's Chin is bruised after the punishement he's received!
There is a small laceration on Conor McGregor's Chin
That punishment by Jose Aldo has left The Chair Chucker staggered! Jose Aldo should try push forward now and finish this!
Jose Aldo takes a few seconds to recover his breath...
The buzzer sounds, marking the end of the round. The ref tells the fighters to go to their corner.
I can't give the advantage to either fighter in that round.
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Round 3
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Joe Say All Doe moves backwards and Conor McGregor is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
Jose Aldo is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
The clock says 0:30 in the 3 round
Jose Aldo tries a middle kick
The Chair Chucker blocks with his arm! Wow, that was loud!
The Chair Chucker's arm is getting wrenched, it appears to be injured
Conor McGregor seems hurt! He stumbles backwards and he's an easy target for Jose Aldo!
Joe Say All Doe studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
The Chair Chucker seems a bit groggy... his movements are not very coordinated now.
Joe Say All Doe looks for angles as he throws a few jabs that are countered by Conor McGregor's punches
The Chair Chucker is on the receiving end of a great combo by Joe Say All Doe.
The ref pulls off Jose Aldo! The Chair Chucker seems confused and a bit dazed as the bell sounds the bout over.
Winner is Jose Aldo by TKO (Unknown) at 1:01 Round 3
Statistics: Conor McGregor
Punches 7/22 (32%)
Kicks 1/1 (100%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 2/5 (40%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 181 s
Statistics: Jose Aldo
Punches 29/41 (71%)
Kicks 4/4 (100%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 1/1 (100%)
GnP strikes 2/8 (25%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 181 s
What the fuck is a TKO via Unknown? I guess that aside, Aldo had a complete performance in this one...? But TKO via Unknwon is pretty deflating to that hype.
Jose Aldo shifts back and forth nervously.
Conor McGregor has fight Jose Aldo 1 times. He has lost 1 of them.
The Chair Chucker is not prefered by the MMA media to win tonight. He will have to do his best to score a win.
Conor McGregor comes with a 4 fight losing streak.
The referee of the bout is Mario Yamasaki.
=========================================
Round 1
=========================================
The bell announces the first round!
The Chair Chucker and Joe Say All Doe circle around the center of the cage.
The clock says 0:25 in the 1 round
Joe Say All Doe is one of those men capable of pounding you into oblivion!
Jose Aldo is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
The Chair Chucker looks for angles as he throws a few jabs that are countered by Jose Aldo's punches
The Chair Chucker measures the resilience of Joe Say All Doe's chin with an uppercut while Joe Say All Doe lands some great crosses.
The Chair Chucker has a small cut in his Nose
The Chair Chucker launches a furious low kick!
Joe Say All Doe receives a hard blow on his right leg!
The clock says 0:55 in the 1 round
Conor McGregor throws a looping right hand...
Joe Say All Doe moves aside and dodges.
Joe Say All Doe is trying to counter now!
Joe Say All Doe is holding Conor McGregor's left leg... He's trying to take him down.
Conor McGregor loses balance and goes to the ground.
Jose Aldo is in side mount over Conor McGregor
As the fight continues it seems that Jose Aldo is taking the best of the fight.
Joe Say All Doe breaths deeply while on the ground
Jose Aldo is in side mount over Conor McGregor
Pitty-pat punches from Joe Say All Doe
Conor McGregor doesn't flinch.
Jose Aldo is in side mount over Conor McGregor
Joe Say All Doe looks to be in very good shape.
Joe Say All Doe tries to move to full mount!
Nice move. He is in full mount now.
The clock says 1:45 in the 1 round
Jose Aldo is in full mount over Conor McGregor
Conor McGregor tries to roll to his side and trap Jose Aldo in his guard...
Conor McGregor gets his hip out and moves to full guard.
The clock says 1:55 in the 1 round
Jose Aldo is in open guard over The Chair Chucker
Conor McGregor launches a few punches to Joe Say All Doe's cheek from the guard.
Jose Aldo uses his head to cover the punches and presses his skull forward.
Jose Aldo is in open guard over The Chair Chucker
The Chair Chucker measures the resilience of Joe Say All Doe's ribs with a couple of big punches from guard.
Those hits are leaving hitches in Joe Say All Doe's side.
Jose Aldo is in open guard over The Chair Chucker
Joe Say All Doe is trying to better his position on the ground and launches a couple of elbows against The Chair Chucker's ribs.
The Chair Chucker is noticing that and his face shows the pain.
Jose Aldo is in open guard over The Chair Chucker
Joe Say All Doe moves on the ground
Jose Aldo moves to side mount
The clock says 2:40 in the 1 round
Jose Aldo is in side mount over Conor McGregor
Conor McGregor attempts to trap Jose Aldo in his guard.
Conor McGregor manages to switch to half guard.
The clock says 2:50 in the 1 round
Jose Aldo is in half guard over The Chair Chucker
Conor McGregor tries to close the guard.
The Chair Chucker put Jose Aldo in closed guard.
Jose Aldo is in closed guard over The Chair Chucker
Joe Say All Doe struggles on the ground and tries to break Conor McGregor's guard...
Jose Aldo is in The Chair Chucker open guard now
Jose Aldo is in open guard over The Chair Chucker
The Chair Chucker tries to close his guard around Joe Say All Doe
He succeeds!
Jose Aldo is in closed guard over The Chair Chucker
Joe Say All Doe is in closed guard... The Chair Chucker tries to roll on the ground!
Nice reversal! He is now in full mount over Jose Aldo!
Conor McGregor is in full mount over Jose Aldo
Joe Say All Doe launches a few weak punches
The Chair Chucker blocks them effectively.
Conor McGregor is in full mount over Jose Aldo
Jose Aldo tries to roll to his side and get to half guard...
Conor McGregor rolls Jose Aldo to his stomach and takes his back!
The Chair Chucker is in rear mount over Joe Say All Doe
Joe Say All Doe has The Chair Chucker controlling his back while on the ground. He tries to roll and find an escape...
Showing some ground skills Joe Say All Doe manages to escape from that position and climb to his feet along The Chair Chucker
Both fighters have climbed to their feet and they continue the fight standing. The people who are watching this in General Pablo Rojas (Asuncion, Paraguay) are cheering for the fighters.
Jose Aldo is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
Jose Aldo is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
The clock says 4:30 in the 1 round
Jose Aldo moves forward looking for a hole in his opponent's defense.
Joe Say All Doe moves backwards and Conor McGregor is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
Jose Aldo just won't stop and continues to rain punches
The Chair Chucker quickly defends.
Poorly executed technique. Conor McGregor looks to counter!
Conor McGregor charges at Joe Say All Doe throwing flurries left and right.
Not many punches are hitting, but the ones that land are huge shots! Joe Say All Doe is rocked!
The clock says 4:50 in the 1 round
The Chair Chucker and Joe Say All Doe circle around the center of the cage.
A left hook from The Chair Chucker
grazes the chin of Joe Say All Doe.
The ref stops the action. The round is over.
This round is clearly for Conor McGregor.
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Round 2
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Bone shattering straight right hand from Jose Aldo!
The Chair Chucker is going to have a big headache after that blow!
Jose Aldo attempts to cut off The Chair Chucker with punches
The Chair Chucker reels from the strikes.
Conor McGregor fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
Tremendous strikes from The Chair Chucker!
Some big punches are landing!
Conor McGregor launches a body shot
Joe Say All Doe dodges and catches him with a hard cross.
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
Joe Say All Doe studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
Jose Aldo swings...
hard impact to The Chair Chucker's face!
Jose Aldo fakes a move and launches a liver kick!
That almost wrenches Conor McGregor! I'm sure that his liver will be sore tomorrow.
The clock says 1:50 in the 2 round
Jose Aldo moves forward looking for a hole in his opponent's defense.
Jose Aldo takes a few seconds to recover his breath...
The Chair Chucker begins to launch a barrage of punches over Joe Say All Doe
Jose Aldo is smart enough to duck backwards
The Chair Chucker leads with a punch
Jose Aldo avoids it and lands flush with a counter uppercut!
Joe Say All Doe and The Chair Chucker circle around the center of the cage.
Conor McGregor goes with a looping right hand while Jose Aldo jumps back and jabs
The Chair Chucker seems staggered and Jose Aldo runs to capitalize with a bunch of jabs and crosses.
Joe Say All Doe studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
Jose Aldo is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
The clock says 2:55 in the 2 round
Bone shattering straight left hand from Jose Aldo!
The Chair Chucker is going to have a big headache after that blow!
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage.
Jose Aldo is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
Jose Aldo is slowing the pace of the fight a bit and circles around his opponent.
Good front kick from Joe Say All Doe!
The Chair Chucker stumbles backwards after that one!
The clock says 3:30 in the 2 round
Jose Aldo fakes a move and launches a liver kick!
That almost wrenches Conor McGregor! I'm sure that his liver will be sore tomorrow.
The Chair Chucker is one of those men capable of pounding you into oblivion!
The two exchange wildly
Joe Say All Doe is connecting with a few punches
The Chair Chucker is one of those men capable of pounding you into oblivion!
Surprise roundhouse punch by The Chair Chucker.
Jose Aldo's reflexes save him!
These two fighters are showing each other a ton of respect.
Nice punches from Jose Aldo.
The Chair Chucker staggers backwards. Joe Say All Doe wants to finish this and continues launching bombs!
That punishment by Jose Aldo has left The Chair Chucker staggered! Jose Aldo should try push forward now and finish this!
Jose Aldo is taking out his mouthpiece to breathe...
Crisp uppercut by Joe Say All Doe followed by a hard jab
Conor McGregor stumbles back.
Conor McGregor seems hurt! He stumbles backwards and he's an easy target for Jose Aldo!
Joe Say All Doe moves forward looking for some action
He surprises The Chair Chucker with a double overhooks!
Conor McGregor seems hurt! He stumbles backwards and he's an easy target for Jose Aldo!
The clock says 4:40 in the 2 round
Jose Aldo fakes a move and launches a nice uppercut
it lands on The Chair Chucker's chin
The Chair Chucker's Chin is bruised after the punishement he's received!
There is a small laceration on Conor McGregor's Chin
That punishment by Jose Aldo has left The Chair Chucker staggered! Jose Aldo should try push forward now and finish this!
Jose Aldo takes a few seconds to recover his breath...
The buzzer sounds, marking the end of the round. The ref tells the fighters to go to their corner.
I can't give the advantage to either fighter in that round.
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Round 3
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Joe Say All Doe moves backwards and Conor McGregor is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
Jose Aldo is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
The clock says 0:30 in the 3 round
Jose Aldo tries a middle kick
The Chair Chucker blocks with his arm! Wow, that was loud!
The Chair Chucker's arm is getting wrenched, it appears to be injured
Conor McGregor seems hurt! He stumbles backwards and he's an easy target for Jose Aldo!
Joe Say All Doe studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
The Chair Chucker seems a bit groggy... his movements are not very coordinated now.
Joe Say All Doe looks for angles as he throws a few jabs that are countered by Conor McGregor's punches
The Chair Chucker is on the receiving end of a great combo by Joe Say All Doe.
The ref pulls off Jose Aldo! The Chair Chucker seems confused and a bit dazed as the bell sounds the bout over.
Winner is Jose Aldo by TKO (Unknown) at 1:01 Round 3
Statistics: Conor McGregor
Punches 7/22 (32%)
Kicks 1/1 (100%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 2/5 (40%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 181 s
Statistics: Jose Aldo
Punches 29/41 (71%)
Kicks 4/4 (100%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 1/1 (100%)
GnP strikes 2/8 (25%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 181 s
What the fuck is a TKO via Unknown? I guess that aside, Aldo had a complete performance in this one...? But TKO via Unknwon is pretty deflating to that hype.
