Post by Outback Cyclone on Jun 28, 2022 7:35:48 GMT -5
After much investigation, the GM of Outback Cycle held a press conference today.
"First and foremost, I'd like to start by saying we hold the highest level of professionalism as a standard. Today, I regret to inform you that Mr. Oliveira's translator, Mr. Pablo Lopes Ruiz, or as his actual name has been discovered as, Mr. Jared Deel, has been relieved from his duties. It was discovered today Mr Deel misrepresented his abilities to speak Portuguese and his "fluency" in the language was actually simply the result of a single college course on the language. It has been discovered he was simply making up what our fighter, Charles Oliveira, was saying and not actually translating him at all.
We would like to issue an apology to our fans, Mr. Douglas Lima, and God for the unprovoked aggression that appeared to come from our team. This is not who we are and who we want to be viewed as.
Thank you for your time."
Next, Charles Oliveira took the stage, but as nobody in the room spoke Portuguese, nobody was sure what he said. He was given a round of applause at the end of his statement and everyone then went home.
"First and foremost, I'd like to start by saying we hold the highest level of professionalism as a standard. Today, I regret to inform you that Mr. Oliveira's translator, Mr. Pablo Lopes Ruiz, or as his actual name has been discovered as, Mr. Jared Deel, has been relieved from his duties. It was discovered today Mr Deel misrepresented his abilities to speak Portuguese and his "fluency" in the language was actually simply the result of a single college course on the language. It has been discovered he was simply making up what our fighter, Charles Oliveira, was saying and not actually translating him at all.
We would like to issue an apology to our fans, Mr. Douglas Lima, and God for the unprovoked aggression that appeared to come from our team. This is not who we are and who we want to be viewed as.
Thank you for your time."
Next, Charles Oliveira took the stage, but as nobody in the room spoke Portuguese, nobody was sure what he said. He was given a round of applause at the end of his statement and everyone then went home.
