Jones vs. Lesnar V

ManMMA Heavyweight Championship

Ferocious staredown by Hiatus while Mark Smith recites the rules.
Brock Lesnar is beating himself up in the corner before the fight begins, smacking himself in the face, body and legs to get ready for his scrap.
And here we go with the title fight!
Jon Jones has fight Brock Lesnar 2 times. He has won 2 of them.
Hiatus is the fighter that will win today if we pay attention to the bets.
Jon Jones comes with a 5 fight winning streak.
The referee of the bout is Mark Smith.

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Round 1
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Jon Jones and Brock Lesnar touch gloves in the center to get this fight started!


Hiatus seems hesitant as if he would give the initiative to his opponent.
A wicked punch by Jon Jones
rocks Brockle Snar!
Brockle Snar's Left eye is beginning to swell


Brock Lesnar tries to bring the fight to the ground
Hiatus goes down.


Brock Lesnar is in open guard over Hiatus
Hiatus measures the resilience of Brockle Snar's ribs with a couple of big punches from guard.
Those hits are leaving hitches in Brockle Snar's side.


The clock says 0:45 in the 1 round
Brock Lesnar is in open guard over Hiatus
Brockle Snar moves on the ground..
He gets half guard.


Brock Lesnar is in half guard over Hiatus
Brockle Snar launches a barrage of elbows over Hiatus's face!
Jon Jones blocks the elbows and tries to cool down the fight.


The clock says 1:10 in the 1 round
Brock Lesnar is in half guard over Hiatus
Hiatus tries to move on the ground and shows Brock Lesnar a crack in his guard which he uses for a big elbow!
Hiatus uses his forearms to block the impact!


Brock Lesnar is in half guard over Hiatus
Brockle Snar looks to be in very good shape.
Brockle Snar is trying to better his position on the ground and launches a couple of elbows against Hiatus's ribs.
Hiatus blocks Brock Lesnar's moves and tries to reverse the situation.
Hiatus tries to get some advantage after his opponent miss move...
Jon Jones attempts to move to full guard
Jon Jones manages to switch to full guard.


Brock Lesnar is in closed guard over Hiatus
Hiatus measures the resilience of Brockle Snar's ribs with a couple of big punches from guard.
Those hits are leaving hitches in Brockle Snar's side.


Brock Lesnar is in closed guard over Hiatus
Brockle Snar is in closed guard... Hiatus tries to roll on the ground!
Nice reversal! He is now in full mount over Brock Lesnar!


Jon Jones is in full mount over Brock Lesnar
Hiatus tries to keep hs position while looking to maybe begin a pounding session...
Jon Jones controls the situation despite Brock Lesnar efforts for escaping from the full mount.


Jon Jones is in full mount over Brock Lesnar
Brock Lesnar tries to roll on the ground...
Hiatus knows how to keep his advantage on the ground.


Jon Jones is in full mount over Brock Lesnar
Brock Lesnar launches a few punches to Hiatus's cheek from the guard.
Those punches sure are annoying because Hiatus tries to cover his face,
Hiatus's Left cheek is bruised after the punishement he's received!


Jon Jones is in full mount over Brock Lesnar
Jon Jones aggressively and repeatedly punches Brockle Snar.
He needs to do something soon or the referee will stop the fight!
Brockle Snar's Left cheek is bruised after the punishement he's received!


Jon Jones is in full mount over Brock Lesnar
Brock Lesnar tries to roll to his side and trap Jon Jones in his guard...
Jon Jones rolls him over and takes his back!


Hiatus is in rear mount over Brockle Snar
Hiatus tries to get a hook in!
Things get worse for Brockle Snar! Hiatus has one hook in and keeps working!


Hiatus is in rear mount over Brockle Snar with one hook in
Hiatus has one hook in and is trying to get the second one! If he succeed things are goint to get very bad for Brockle Snar.
Nicely done! Hiatus now has two hooks in! The end may be near!


The clock says 3:15 in the 1 round
Hiatus is in rear mount over Brockle Snar with two hooks in
Hiatus tenatively looks for a way to finish his opponent! This is a nightmare for Brockle Snar!
Brockle Snar adopts the turtle defense and Hiatus is ready to make his way to the victory with a round of punches!


Hiatus is in rear mount over Brockle Snar with two hooks in
Brockle Snar is trying to escape from the rear mount.
Hiatus tries to use some of his tricky moves but Hiatus's is smart enough to counter him.


Hiatus is in rear mount over Brockle Snar with two hooks in
Brock Lesnar launches a few punches to Hiatus's cheek from the guard.
Those punches sure are annoying because Hiatus tries to cover his face,


Hiatus is in rear mount over Brockle Snar with two hooks in
Deep breaths from Brock Lesnar who tries a hammer punch to Hiatus's ribs.
Hiatus blocks those punches


Hiatus is in rear mount over Brockle Snar with two hooks in
Hiatus tenatively looks for a way to finish his opponent! This is a nightmare for Brockle Snar!
Hiatus has one of his arm over Brock Lesnar's shoulder and is ready for a RNC!


Hiatus is in rear mount over Brockle Snar with two hooks in
Brockle Snar tries to stand up!
Hiatus doesn't allow him!


Hiatus is in rear mount over Brockle Snar with two hooks in
Jon Jones isolates an arm looking for an armbar from the back...
Brockle Snar locks his hands and forces his weight on top of Jon Jones unil he can pull his arm free! Hiatus lost his dominant position.
Brockle Snar tries to get some advantage after his opponent miss move...
Brock Lesnar launches a few punches to Hiatus's cheek from the guard.
Jon Jones uses his head to cover the punches and presses his skull forward.


Hiatus is in rear mount over Brockle Snar with two hooks in
Hiatus is in rear mount with two hooks in! He is working on a desperate Brockle Snar, who tries to defend himself and escape from that position.
Hiatus moves looking to sink a rear naked choke and finish this.


Hiatus is in rear mount over Brockle Snar with two hooks in
Hiatus is in rear mount with two hooks in! He is working on a desperate Brockle Snar, who tries to defend himself and escape from that position.
Hiatus moves looking to sink a rear naked choke and finish this.


Hiatus is in rear mount over Brockle Snar with two hooks in
Brock Lesnar doesn't want to continue the fight in this position and tries to get back on his feet
He can't do it because of Hiatus's moves.
The referee separates the fighters as the buzzer sounds.
The round is for Brockle Snar, who walks calmly to his corner.



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Round 2
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Pulverizing punch to Brockle Snar's head!
Ouch, that had to hurt!
Brockle Snar has a small cut in his Left eye


Hiatus feints and moves forward to hit with a hook
what a crushing shot!
Brockle Snar's Chin is beginning to swell


Brock Lesnar attempts a sweep single...
Jon Jones was ready and shrugs off the takedown attempt.
Brockle Snar misses a step and Jon Jones sees an opportunity to counter him!
Hiatus jumps over his opponent and tries to grapple
Jon Jones pushes his opponent against the fence in a plum position
Hiatus doesn't want to clinch as he ducks under Brock Lesnar embrace and tries to move away...
Nice move from Hiatus who put distance between them


Jon Jones goes with a looping right hand while Brock Lesnar jumps back and jabs
Brockle Snar seems staggered and Jon Jones runs to capitalize with a bunch of jabs and crosses.


Brockle Snar follows Jon Jones
only to get counter punched in a big way! Brockle Snar needs to stop playing Jon Jones's game or he'll get knocked out!
There is a small laceration on Brock Lesnar's Forehead
Brock Lesnar seems hurt! He stumbles backwards and he's an easy target for Jon Jones!


The clock says 1:05 in the 2 round
Hiatus looks to be in very good shape.
Hiatus throws a one-two combo then fakes a move to fire a big right hand on the chin!
The strikes hit home!
Mark Smith has seen enough! The fight is over! Brockle Snar was not intelligently defending himself!
There is a small laceration on Brock Lesnar's Chin

Winner is Jon Jones by TKO (Punches) at 1:17 Round 2

Statistics: Jon Jones
Punches 11/14 (79%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 8/9 (89%)
Submissions 1/1 (100%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 275 s

Statistics: Brock Lesnar
Punches 0/1 (0%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 1/2 (50%)
GnP strikes 4/18 (22%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 275 s


Jon Jones defends the Heavyweight title!

God I would have loved to see this in real life. But here, it was all Jones. Length, size, and all that I think.




Okay, so apparently that was a Bob Barker thing, and he was a huge animal rights activist. Bob also "paid to have large cats airlifted from Bolivian circuses and donated millions to stop whaling ships in Japan." Among other things.

slate.com/news-and-politics/2012/10/bob-barker-animal-rights-get-your-pet-spayed-or-neutered-and-other-activism-earns-price-as-right-host-a-top-award.html

What a swell guy. NEAT!