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Post by The Rocketmen on Feb 18, 2023 10:28:55 GMT -5
Edgar: Thanks for coming. Thanks for showing up. Anyone still asleep in the back or is that just Max? Anyways. I'm the champ, hur dur hur dur hur dur. Get that dude's picture off the banner please. Show some respect to the champ. Max looks like meth Tony Ferguson. They have the same tattoo on their back. In fact, ever see them both in the same room together? No? Makes you wonder. You know what doesn't make you wonder? Who the champ is. And that is me. One day, they will look back in history to this day and say "remember the day when FEDGAR totally Fed some face feeders into a fickle feeble fella? And I will say "yes, I remember that day, and that day was today." I was today year's old when I learned that Hollow-boy could get knocked out from behind me. Now, I can sail into the sunset, riding my belt into the glory of my reign of terror. Let it begin, noble Fedgarians. I am now unlikely to take questions.
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Post by The Rocketmen on Feb 18, 2023 20:07:39 GMT -5
Edgar: I am now on the banner, where I belong. Good work. Now, since it has been 9 hours that my press conference has been ongoing, and my one request has been granted, as it fucking should, and no one has bothered to speak in here, I am going to retire to my hotel room, drink those tiny little bottles of jaggermeisters and slip into sleep while watching HGTV, because that be what a champ be do. FEDGAR OUT.
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