Post by The Sandman on Apr 26, 2024 1:00:09 GMT -5
Anderson Silva raises his fists in his corner. He seems confident.
Robert Whittaker is calm in his corner. He looks convinced of his abilities.
Anderson Silva has fight Robert Whittaker 1 times. He has won 1 of them.
Anderson Silva is the better fighter in my opinion. It would be an upset if he loses today.
Robert Whittaker comes with a 2 fight winning streak.
The referee of the bout is Kevin MacDonald.
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Round 1
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Anderson Silva and Robert Whittaker touch gloves in the center to get this fight started!
The Spider and SpongeBob KnuckPants circle around the center of the cage.
Anderson Silva fakes a move and launches a liver kick!
That almost wrenches Robert Whittaker! I'm sure that his liver will be sore tomorrow.
SpongeBob KnuckPants ribs are getting hammered, they look bad!
0:36 Round 1 and SpongeBob KnuckPants is still in good shape. He sure has trained hard for this fight.
Bone shattering straight left hand from Robert Whittaker!
The Spider ducks under...
The clock says 0:45 in the 1 round
Anderson Silva fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
Anderson Silva has found an opening in the defense of SpongeBob KnuckPants, launching a big hook
Bang! That could break SpongeBob KnuckPants's ribs.
The Spider throws a one-two combo then fakes a move to fire a big right hand on the chin!
The strikes hit home!
The clock says 1:15 in the 1 round
A wicked punch by Anderson Silva
goes awry.
The clock says 1:25 in the 1 round
SpongeBob KnuckPants launches a hook to the body
Anderson Silva moves aside looking for a counter...
Poorly executed technique. Anderson Silva looks to counter!
SpongeBob KnuckPants follows Anderson Silva
only to get counter punched in a big way! SpongeBob KnuckPants needs to stop playing Anderson Silva's game or he'll get knocked out!
The Spider has a high cardio that helps him make great performances.
Anderson Silva fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
Robert Whittaker goes with a looping right hand while Anderson Silva jumps back and jabs
SpongeBob KnuckPants seems staggered and Anderson Silva runs to capitalize with a bunch of jabs and crosses.
SpongeBob KnuckPants's Right cheek is bruised after the punishement he's received!
Anderson Silva circles around SpongeBob KnuckPants
Anderson Silva goes with a looping right hand while Robert Whittaker jumps back and jabs
That one hits but SpongeBob KnuckPants seems unaffected, countering with a few punches of his own. Great exchange here.
There is a small laceration on Robert Whittaker's Right cheek
The clock says 2:00 in the 1 round
Anderson Silva launches a low kick
that almost wrenches SpongeBob KnuckPants's knee!
SpongeBob KnuckPants cornermen are yelling for his man to escape from the ground as The Spider can finish a fight on the ground with some good pounding if you give him the chance.
A shot seen throughout the arena!
SpongeBob KnuckPants stumbles back, his corner is screaming! Anderson Silva is coming in again!
The clock says 2:20 in the 1 round
SpongeBob KnuckPants wants to close the range and tries to grapple...
The Spider doesn't want anything like this as he moves backwards
SpongeBob KnuckPants cornermen are yelling for his man to escape from the ground as The Spider can finish a fight on the ground with some good pounding if you give him the chance.
The two exchange wildly
The Spider is connecting with a few punches
SpongeBob KnuckPants's Left cheek is bruised after the punishement he's received!
Robert Whittaker moves forward looking for a hole in his opponent's defense.
The fighters size each other up in the center of the cage.
The Spider moves backwards and Robert Whittaker is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
Robert Whittaker fires an unorthodox punch to The Spider's torso
that goes wide.
SpongeBob KnuckPants clumsily fails here and it's time for Anderson Silva to fight back!
Nice punch by Anderson Silva
who outboxes his opponent in this exchange.
The Spider and SpongeBob KnuckPants circle around the center of the cage.
Some nice shots from Robert Whittaker
miss their mark.
The fighters size each other up in the center of the cage.
The clock says 3:55 in the 1 round
SpongeBob KnuckPants studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
Anderson Silva fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
A right hand from Anderson Silva
makes SpongeBob KnuckPants stumble back!
Anderson Silva tries a high kick!
SpongeBob KnuckPants was covering for a middle kick but that one almost knocked off his head!
There is a small laceration on Robert Whittaker's Left cheek
SpongeBob KnuckPants decides to launch some tentative punches
Anderson Silva takes the best of a brief punching exchange.
Anderson Silva's mind is definitely in the fight, SpongeBob KnuckPants just got nailed! Anderson Silva saw an opening and delivered a big right hand
Wow! SpongeBob KnuckPants is going to have a headache after this one.
SpongeBob KnuckPants's Chin is beginning to swell
Solid jabs from Robert Whittaker.
The Spider defends.
Poorly executed technique. Anderson Silva looks to counter!
The Spider fires low kicks
punishing SpongeBob KnuckPants's legs repeatedly.
Kevin MacDonald separates the fighters as the round concludes. The fighters shake hands as they head back to their corners.
I would be surprised if the judges didn't see that round for The Spider.
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Round 2
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SpongeBob KnuckPants decides to launch some tentative punches
Anderson Silva takes the best of a brief punching exchange.
Anderson Silva is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
The clock says 0:35 in the 2 round
The Spider launches a kick
SpongeBob KnuckPants checks it and keeps distance.
Anderson Silva goes with a looping right hand while Robert Whittaker jumps back and jabs
The Spider seems staggered and Robert Whittaker runs to capitalize with a bunch of jabs and crosses.
As the fight continues it seems that Anderson Silva is taking the best of the fight.
Anderson Silva fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
The clock says 1:05 in the 2 round
Robert Whittaker fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
A bunch of leg kicks from Robert Whittaker
are blocked by The Spider.
SpongeBob KnuckPants cornermen are yelling for his man to escape from the ground as The Spider can finish a fight on the ground with some good pounding if you give him the chance.
Anderson Silva's mind is definitely in the fight, SpongeBob KnuckPants just got nailed! Anderson Silva saw an opening and delivered a big right hand
Wow! SpongeBob KnuckPants is going to have a headache after this one.
SpongeBob KnuckPants's Chin is bruised after the punishement he's received!
SpongeBob KnuckPants leads with a punch
Anderson Silva avoids it and lands flush with a counter uppercut!
Robert Whittaker is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
The Spider studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
The clock says 2:15 in the 2 round
SpongeBob KnuckPants looks for angles as he throws a few jabs that are countered by Anderson Silva's punches
Both fighters are wildly hitting the air!
The clock says 2:25 in the 2 round
Anderson Silva goes with a looping right hand while Robert Whittaker jumps back and jabs
SpongeBob KnuckPants seems staggered and Anderson Silva runs to capitalize with a bunch of jabs and crosses.
SpongeBob KnuckPants has a small cut in his Right cheek
SpongeBob KnuckPants doesn't stop bleeding.
Quick hook by Anderson Silva
Good shot! SpongeBob KnuckPants has reasons to be worried.
Anderson Silva launches a low kick
that almost wrenches SpongeBob KnuckPants's knee!
SpongeBob KnuckPants hyper-extended his leg
You can see SpongeBob KnuckPants's blood making stains in the mat.
High kick from Anderson Silva!
SpongeBob KnuckPants seems to be done!
Kevin MacDonald has seen enough! The fight is over! SpongeBob KnuckPants was not intelligently defending himself!
Winner is Anderson Silva by TKO (High kick) at 3:06 Round 2
Statistics: Anderson Silva
Punches 32/44 (73%)
Kicks 8/8 (100%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 2946,67
Time on the ground 0 s
Statistics: Robert Whittaker
Punches 6/29 (21%)
Kicks 0/3 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 2
Time on the ground 0 s
Jesus, look at those dodging numbers from the Spiderman (Robs punching percentage combined with damage caused totals). Insane.
Robert Whittaker is calm in his corner. He looks convinced of his abilities.
Anderson Silva has fight Robert Whittaker 1 times. He has won 1 of them.
Anderson Silva is the better fighter in my opinion. It would be an upset if he loses today.
Robert Whittaker comes with a 2 fight winning streak.
The referee of the bout is Kevin MacDonald.
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Round 1
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Anderson Silva and Robert Whittaker touch gloves in the center to get this fight started!
The Spider and SpongeBob KnuckPants circle around the center of the cage.
Anderson Silva fakes a move and launches a liver kick!
That almost wrenches Robert Whittaker! I'm sure that his liver will be sore tomorrow.
SpongeBob KnuckPants ribs are getting hammered, they look bad!
0:36 Round 1 and SpongeBob KnuckPants is still in good shape. He sure has trained hard for this fight.
Bone shattering straight left hand from Robert Whittaker!
The Spider ducks under...
The clock says 0:45 in the 1 round
Anderson Silva fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
Anderson Silva has found an opening in the defense of SpongeBob KnuckPants, launching a big hook
Bang! That could break SpongeBob KnuckPants's ribs.
The Spider throws a one-two combo then fakes a move to fire a big right hand on the chin!
The strikes hit home!
The clock says 1:15 in the 1 round
A wicked punch by Anderson Silva
goes awry.
The clock says 1:25 in the 1 round
SpongeBob KnuckPants launches a hook to the body
Anderson Silva moves aside looking for a counter...
Poorly executed technique. Anderson Silva looks to counter!
SpongeBob KnuckPants follows Anderson Silva
only to get counter punched in a big way! SpongeBob KnuckPants needs to stop playing Anderson Silva's game or he'll get knocked out!
The Spider has a high cardio that helps him make great performances.
Anderson Silva fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
Robert Whittaker goes with a looping right hand while Anderson Silva jumps back and jabs
SpongeBob KnuckPants seems staggered and Anderson Silva runs to capitalize with a bunch of jabs and crosses.
SpongeBob KnuckPants's Right cheek is bruised after the punishement he's received!
Anderson Silva circles around SpongeBob KnuckPants
Anderson Silva goes with a looping right hand while Robert Whittaker jumps back and jabs
That one hits but SpongeBob KnuckPants seems unaffected, countering with a few punches of his own. Great exchange here.
There is a small laceration on Robert Whittaker's Right cheek
The clock says 2:00 in the 1 round
Anderson Silva launches a low kick
that almost wrenches SpongeBob KnuckPants's knee!
SpongeBob KnuckPants cornermen are yelling for his man to escape from the ground as The Spider can finish a fight on the ground with some good pounding if you give him the chance.
A shot seen throughout the arena!
SpongeBob KnuckPants stumbles back, his corner is screaming! Anderson Silva is coming in again!
The clock says 2:20 in the 1 round
SpongeBob KnuckPants wants to close the range and tries to grapple...
The Spider doesn't want anything like this as he moves backwards
SpongeBob KnuckPants cornermen are yelling for his man to escape from the ground as The Spider can finish a fight on the ground with some good pounding if you give him the chance.
The two exchange wildly
The Spider is connecting with a few punches
SpongeBob KnuckPants's Left cheek is bruised after the punishement he's received!
Robert Whittaker moves forward looking for a hole in his opponent's defense.
The fighters size each other up in the center of the cage.
The Spider moves backwards and Robert Whittaker is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
Robert Whittaker fires an unorthodox punch to The Spider's torso
that goes wide.
SpongeBob KnuckPants clumsily fails here and it's time for Anderson Silva to fight back!
Nice punch by Anderson Silva
who outboxes his opponent in this exchange.
The Spider and SpongeBob KnuckPants circle around the center of the cage.
Some nice shots from Robert Whittaker
miss their mark.
The fighters size each other up in the center of the cage.
The clock says 3:55 in the 1 round
SpongeBob KnuckPants studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
Anderson Silva fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
A right hand from Anderson Silva
makes SpongeBob KnuckPants stumble back!
Anderson Silva tries a high kick!
SpongeBob KnuckPants was covering for a middle kick but that one almost knocked off his head!
There is a small laceration on Robert Whittaker's Left cheek
SpongeBob KnuckPants decides to launch some tentative punches
Anderson Silva takes the best of a brief punching exchange.
Anderson Silva's mind is definitely in the fight, SpongeBob KnuckPants just got nailed! Anderson Silva saw an opening and delivered a big right hand
Wow! SpongeBob KnuckPants is going to have a headache after this one.
SpongeBob KnuckPants's Chin is beginning to swell
Solid jabs from Robert Whittaker.
The Spider defends.
Poorly executed technique. Anderson Silva looks to counter!
The Spider fires low kicks
punishing SpongeBob KnuckPants's legs repeatedly.
Kevin MacDonald separates the fighters as the round concludes. The fighters shake hands as they head back to their corners.
I would be surprised if the judges didn't see that round for The Spider.
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Round 2
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SpongeBob KnuckPants decides to launch some tentative punches
Anderson Silva takes the best of a brief punching exchange.
Anderson Silva is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
The clock says 0:35 in the 2 round
The Spider launches a kick
SpongeBob KnuckPants checks it and keeps distance.
Anderson Silva goes with a looping right hand while Robert Whittaker jumps back and jabs
The Spider seems staggered and Robert Whittaker runs to capitalize with a bunch of jabs and crosses.
As the fight continues it seems that Anderson Silva is taking the best of the fight.
Anderson Silva fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
The clock says 1:05 in the 2 round
Robert Whittaker fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
A bunch of leg kicks from Robert Whittaker
are blocked by The Spider.
SpongeBob KnuckPants cornermen are yelling for his man to escape from the ground as The Spider can finish a fight on the ground with some good pounding if you give him the chance.
Anderson Silva's mind is definitely in the fight, SpongeBob KnuckPants just got nailed! Anderson Silva saw an opening and delivered a big right hand
Wow! SpongeBob KnuckPants is going to have a headache after this one.
SpongeBob KnuckPants's Chin is bruised after the punishement he's received!
SpongeBob KnuckPants leads with a punch
Anderson Silva avoids it and lands flush with a counter uppercut!
Robert Whittaker is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
The Spider studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
The clock says 2:15 in the 2 round
SpongeBob KnuckPants looks for angles as he throws a few jabs that are countered by Anderson Silva's punches
Both fighters are wildly hitting the air!
The clock says 2:25 in the 2 round
Anderson Silva goes with a looping right hand while Robert Whittaker jumps back and jabs
SpongeBob KnuckPants seems staggered and Anderson Silva runs to capitalize with a bunch of jabs and crosses.
SpongeBob KnuckPants has a small cut in his Right cheek
SpongeBob KnuckPants doesn't stop bleeding.
Quick hook by Anderson Silva
Good shot! SpongeBob KnuckPants has reasons to be worried.
Anderson Silva launches a low kick
that almost wrenches SpongeBob KnuckPants's knee!
SpongeBob KnuckPants hyper-extended his leg
You can see SpongeBob KnuckPants's blood making stains in the mat.
High kick from Anderson Silva!
SpongeBob KnuckPants seems to be done!
Kevin MacDonald has seen enough! The fight is over! SpongeBob KnuckPants was not intelligently defending himself!
Winner is Anderson Silva by TKO (High kick) at 3:06 Round 2
Statistics: Anderson Silva
Punches 32/44 (73%)
Kicks 8/8 (100%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 2946,67
Time on the ground 0 s
Statistics: Robert Whittaker
Punches 6/29 (21%)
Kicks 0/3 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 2
Time on the ground 0 s
Jesus, look at those dodging numbers from the Spiderman (Robs punching percentage combined with damage caused totals). Insane.
