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Post by The Texas Rattlesnakes on Feb 10, 2021 16:09:31 GMT -5
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Post by x - Former Killing Joke on Feb 10, 2021 16:12:46 GMT -5
Accept
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Post by The Texas Rattlesnakes on Feb 10, 2021 16:16:03 GMT -5
Didn't want to move Bader, but needed Eye for another deal!
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Post by The Sandman on Feb 10, 2021 17:53:48 GMT -5
fighters processed
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Post by x - ferocity on Feb 11, 2021 7:39:02 GMT -5
This is what I was hoping for when I saw the title of this thread. So in case anyone else was similarly disappointed...,
1. A bottle of venom walks into a bar. The barman says "sorry mate, we don't serve snakebite in here".
2. Got mugged by a cobra once when I was walking through the park. Wouldn't recognize it again though, it was wearing a hood.
3. Which snakes are best at mathematics? Adders.
4. What's the best unit of measurement of snakes? Inches, as they don't have any feet.
5. A sheep, a drum and a snake all fell over. Baaa Dum Tsss..!
6. I've got a magic snake. Addercadabra.
Snake puns you shouldn't hiss out
7. Why don't snakes drink coffee?
Because it makes them viperactive.
8. What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.
9. What do you call a Mexican snake?
Hisssspanic.
10. What do you give a sick snake?
Asp-rin.
11. What do you call a snake that builds things?
A boa constructor.
12. How do venomous snakes kill their prey?
In cold blood.
13. What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?
Addercadabra and abradacobra.
14. Who is a snake's favorite author?
William Snakespeare.
15. What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?
Snakes and Larders.
16. A snake walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "How did you do that?"
17. What do you call a funny snake?
Hissssssterical.
18. What is a snake's favorite dance?
The Mamba.
19. What do married snakes have on their bath towels?
Hiss and Hers.
20. Why are snakes hard to fool?
They have no legs to pull.
21. How do you get yarn out of a snake?
Wait until it sheds its skein.
22. What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane?
A Boeing constrictor.
23. What did the snake give to his wife?
A goodnight hiss.
24. What do snakes do when they get angry?
They throw hissy fits.
25. Why did the viper, viper nose?
Because the adder, adder hankerchief.
26. What do you call an important English snake?
Sir Pent.
27. What is a snake's favorite TV show?
Monty Python.
28. What do snakes use to clean their car windows?
Windscreen vipers.
29. I was taking care of my friend's snake while he was on vacation, but somehow it crawled into our freezer and died.
I asked my wife, "What should I tell him?"
She said, "Just give it to him straight."
30. What do you call a snake that informs the police?
A grass snake.
32. How does a snake shoot something?
With a boa and arrow.
33. Why was the snake mad at the jewel thief?
Because he wanted his diamondback.
34. What do you call a snake that bakes?
A pie-thon.
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Post by The Sandman on Feb 11, 2021 7:46:55 GMT -5
after reading ferocity's post:
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Post by The Sandman on Feb 11, 2021 7:47:30 GMT -5
Justin: Joubran wins disappointment of the year
Ferocity: HOLD MY BEER!
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Post by The Chosen Ones on Feb 11, 2021 7:48:24 GMT -5
Justin: Joubran wins disappointment of the year Ferocity: HOLD MY BEER! I can't even be the biggest disappointment. How disappointing... |
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Post by x - ferocity on Feb 12, 2021 19:14:39 GMT -5
I’ll let you take the title back anytime 🤪
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