Marauders SOLD! ...Going to the West Coast

-Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada-

In a strange turn of events,the Motown Marauders have already found a new home.

Former ManMMA GM Kruzer, of Phoenix Fight Club, has purchased the Motown franchise and has elected to immediately relocate them to the Phoenix gym in Vancouver, Canada.

At a press conference this afternoon in Vancouver, Kruzer, a former pro wrestler himself, spared no pomp & circumstance in re-introducing, the now officially called Phoenix FC, to the masses... Even brandishing his PSW championship belt in toe.



And his initial statement was..."WE'RE BAA-AACK!!!"; Raising his belt in the air, to much fanfare from the Vancouver crowd.

Many questions were asked, but the important ones will be highlighted here.

But how did this happen? Kruzer'z feud with ManMMA's owner, Sandman, is well documented, colorful, and seemed to be more deep seeded and about as likely as a reconciliation as CM Punk with the WWE. Yet here we are.

Kruzer responded this way: "Funny enough, his Sandy Pantsness actually reached out to me; believe it or not. Through Team GAP, mind you, cuz I had blocked his ass from everything I could think of and I was completely done with ManMMA. As far as I was concerned, it was over. But when the jackal is actually sniffing you out again, when he thought you were shit before, your ear turns a bit... but it's the nature of the beast. And you're even asking yourself 'what the f**k does he want?'. You know? ...so I took his call, and now Phoenix FC is now officially back in ManMMA. For a f**king loony."

A loony... The Motown Marauders were sold for One Canadian Dollar. Seems fitting, given Kruzer'z association with the Psych Ward in his wrestling days, but how do you purchase an entire franchise for $1CDN?

Kruzer explains: "To be honest with you... I have no f**king idea either. The kid obviously had issues, judging by some of the fighters he picked, and obviously thought a golden coin was a "King's random" still. No idea. I offered more; he wanted a f**king loony. Don't shoot the messenger."

And now the move... ManMMA has only just started on their new reboot campaign, and already a team is pulling up roots and going elsewhere, which leaves some Detroit fans in a state of shock.

Kruzer said this in response: "Look... My recently deceased cat's favorite band was KISS, and you've gotta lose your mind in Detroit Rock City... I get it. But clearly that's what that last guy that had this team did; *singing* lost his f**king mind in Detroit... Rock City! There's talent there but no substance. Phoenix FC has always been built on the character of the fighters, first and foremost, and not just talent... Which reminds me, T.J. Diddle-skunk is on the trade block, by the way."

Kruzer was also asked about previous rivalries and beefs with other teams within ManMMA and he had this to say, "Well, let's face facts here. Camp Cannon was the only "rival" Phoenix FC ever really had in ManMMA. Any other Jive Turkey that wants to dredge up past and pick a fight, unless it's in the octagon, that's they're problem; not mine. Phoenix FC is rising from the ashes again. That's all I'm concerned about at this point."

Kruzer also brought out and named Jason 'The Athlete' MacDonald & Sarah 'The Monster' D'Alelio as Phoenix FC's first male & female coaches in this "new" ManMMA, since they're not eligible to compete, sadly, with Kruzer saying "It's a travesty that these two fantastic competitors don't "qualify" to be in this new ManMMA, but they will always qualify as Phoenix FC GOATS. We're Back! ... And we're back with a f**king vengeance!"

And, of course, Kruzer, being Kruzer, finished the festivities off with...