Post by The Rocketmen on Feb 15, 2021 16:52:33 GMT -5
Sup peeps, this is Combat Matt with This & That and first up is my first ever fight in Era 2 against Kadweebe Notagoodfighterov.
Let's get to know everyone.
ME: Awesome.
Done. Now let's get to know this pissant.
Khabib Abdulmanapovich Nurmagomedov was born to an Avar family on 20 September 1988.
That's like 9 days after 9/11. Dude is nearly a terrorist.
Born in the village of Sildi in the Tsumadinsky District of the Dagestan ASSR.
Born a village? Dude. My farm FEEDS the villages. Get a fucking donkey, douche. Also, ASSR? What are you some sort of shitty microphone sound slut? Not even cool enough to be a Beatles song.
He has an older brother, Magomed, and younger sister, Amina.
She sounds hot. Tell her to get a tit job and I'll do her for you.
His father converted the ground floor of their two-storey building into a gym.
I turned my barn into a gym. Good luck sleeping on the mat, CAUSE THAT'S WHERE YOU'LL BE SLEEPING WHEN MATT GETS A HOLD OF YOU!
Nurmagomedov grew up in the household with his siblings and cousins.
Ah, incest. Swell.
His interest in martial arts began when watching students training at the gym.
I was born into my strength. This loser had to see other tough guys and go "I wanna be tough too!" Bitchy little club slut.
Khabib's training as a child included wrestling a bear when he was nine years old.
Wait, what?
As is common with many children in Dagestan, he began wrestling from an early age: he started at the age of eight under the tutelage of his father, Abdulmanap Nurmagomedov.
More like TEETelage.
In 2001, his family moved to Makhachkala, the capital of Dagestan.
More like Fa... too easy.
He trained in wrestling from the age of 12, and judo from 15.
Judo is stupid. Sounds like a Japanese shoe.
He resumed training in combat sambo, under his father, at 17. According to Nurmagomedov, the transition from wrestling to judo was difficult, but his father wanted him to get used to competing in a gi jacket.
lol just another Gracie lame-o. I eat gi for breakfast, and your sister for dessert.
Nurmagomedov frequently got into street fights in his youth, before focusing his attention on mixed martial arts.
I put people through windows in my youth, and I put them through career counseling in my adulthood.
WINNER:
