"I'll Beat Yo Ass"
Aug 30, 2021 10:10:51 GMT -5
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Post by The Rocketmen on Aug 30, 2021 10:10:51 GMT -5
Tyron Woodley's last successful win in any professional fight was on September 8, 2018 when he beat Darren Till at UFC 228 by submission.
On November 5, 2018, Woodley released a rap song:
Ironically, Woodley has not beat a single ass since the release of this song. So let's take a deep dive on this, because it is now the MMA equivalent of Scott Gomez goalless streak.
THINGS THAT HAPPENED SINCE THE LAST ASS WAS BEAT BY WOODLEY
It has been 1086 days since Woodley beat an ass.
2 years, 11 months, 21 days since Woodley beat an ass.
35 months, 21 days since Woodley beat an ass.
2018
Things that happened in 2018 after Woodley last beat an ass.
On September 11, 2018, Green Book premiered at the Toronto Film Festival.
September 25, 2018, Bill Cosby was sentenced to 3-10 years in jail.
September 29, 2018, Kanye West changed his name to Ye.
October 17, 2018, Roseanne debuts, gets cancelled, then the Connors debuts without Roseanne Barr.
October 23, 2018, Bohemian Rhapsody premiered in London.
November 7, 2018, President Trump fired Jess Sessions.
November 13, 2018, El Chapo trial begins in New York.
November 26, 2018, Bernardo Bertolucci dies.
The #MeToo movement is in full force.
2019
Things that happened in 2019 after Woodley last beat an ass.
My Immortal Part 3 was released by Internet Historian. (Watch this right now.)
January 2019 - the egg that broke the record for most likes on Instagram.
March 3, 2019, SpaceX Dragon achieves successful autonomous docking with ISS.
March 21, 2019, there is a major explosion at chemical plant in China.
April 11, 2019, WikiLeaks co-founder Julian Assange is arrested.
April 26, 2019, Avengers-Endgame is released in theaters.
June of 2019, Storm Area 51 happened.
July 24, 2019, Boris Johnson becomes Prime Minister of UK.
May 2019, a starbucks coffee cup is found in an episode of Game of Thrones.
July 2019, the trailer for Cats dropped and yeah...
Jeffrey Epstein found dead in prison cell.
The Australian brushfires destroyed 47 million acres.
Ben Askren Took a Knee (get it?)
Joker, Captain Marvel, Star Wars: Rise of the Skywalker, Toy Story 4, and Frozen 2 all came out.
Gret Thunberg gave her UN Speech.
The original Notre Dame Cathedral burns to the ground.
Fyre Festival also burns to the ground.
The College Admissions Scandal.
The first true image of a black hole is revealed.
Tesla debuts the Shatterproof Cybertruck.
2020
Things that happened in 2020 after Woodley last beat an ass.
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quit the royal family.
March of 2020, TikTok became a viral app.
Black Lives Matter sky-rocketed into daily conversations after the death of George Floyd.
A fucking pandemic.
Netflix dropped Tiger King.
Kobe Bryant died in a helicopter crash.
Donald Trump ws impeached but meh.
Parasite swept the Oscars.
Harvey Weinstein was convicted.
Trump tests positive for Covid.
Joe Biden wins the presidency.
Ghislaine Maxwell is arrested.
Murder Horners arrive in Washington.
Beirut explosion is caught on many, many cameras.
Chadwick Boseman passed away.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg passed away.
Alex Trebek passed away.
Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba is the first non-Hollywood production to top the annual box office with $500M earned worldwide.
Shakira and J-Lo's half-time appearance at the Superbowl.
Michael Jordan's "The Last Dance" documentary drops.
2021
Things that happened in 2021 after Woodley last beat an ass.
Bernie at the Inauguration exists and there are mittens.
There was a Friends Reunion episode.
The container ship blocked the Suez Canal.
Harry and Meghan: the royals are racist.
Everyone rallies behind Britney Spears.
Ben Askren loses to Jake Paul.
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Afflect get back together.
Tyron Woodley loses to Jake Paul.
On November 5, 2018, Woodley released a rap song:
Ironically, Woodley has not beat a single ass since the release of this song. So let's take a deep dive on this, because it is now the MMA equivalent of Scott Gomez goalless streak.
THINGS THAT HAPPENED SINCE THE LAST ASS WAS BEAT BY WOODLEY
It has been 1086 days since Woodley beat an ass.
2 years, 11 months, 21 days since Woodley beat an ass.
35 months, 21 days since Woodley beat an ass.
2018
Things that happened in 2018 after Woodley last beat an ass.
On September 11, 2018, Green Book premiered at the Toronto Film Festival.
September 25, 2018, Bill Cosby was sentenced to 3-10 years in jail.
September 29, 2018, Kanye West changed his name to Ye.
October 17, 2018, Roseanne debuts, gets cancelled, then the Connors debuts without Roseanne Barr.
October 23, 2018, Bohemian Rhapsody premiered in London.
November 7, 2018, President Trump fired Jess Sessions.
November 13, 2018, El Chapo trial begins in New York.
November 26, 2018, Bernardo Bertolucci dies.
The #MeToo movement is in full force.
2019
Things that happened in 2019 after Woodley last beat an ass.
My Immortal Part 3 was released by Internet Historian. (Watch this right now.)
January 2019 - the egg that broke the record for most likes on Instagram.
March 3, 2019, SpaceX Dragon achieves successful autonomous docking with ISS.
March 21, 2019, there is a major explosion at chemical plant in China.
April 11, 2019, WikiLeaks co-founder Julian Assange is arrested.
April 26, 2019, Avengers-Endgame is released in theaters.
June of 2019, Storm Area 51 happened.
July 24, 2019, Boris Johnson becomes Prime Minister of UK.
May 2019, a starbucks coffee cup is found in an episode of Game of Thrones.
July 2019, the trailer for Cats dropped and yeah...
Jeffrey Epstein found dead in prison cell.
The Australian brushfires destroyed 47 million acres.
Ben Askren Took a Knee (get it?)
Joker, Captain Marvel, Star Wars: Rise of the Skywalker, Toy Story 4, and Frozen 2 all came out.
Gret Thunberg gave her UN Speech.
The original Notre Dame Cathedral burns to the ground.
Fyre Festival also burns to the ground.
The College Admissions Scandal.
The first true image of a black hole is revealed.
Tesla debuts the Shatterproof Cybertruck.
2020
Things that happened in 2020 after Woodley last beat an ass.
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quit the royal family.
March of 2020, TikTok became a viral app.
Black Lives Matter sky-rocketed into daily conversations after the death of George Floyd.
A fucking pandemic.
Netflix dropped Tiger King.
Kobe Bryant died in a helicopter crash.
Donald Trump ws impeached but meh.
Parasite swept the Oscars.
Harvey Weinstein was convicted.
Trump tests positive for Covid.
Joe Biden wins the presidency.
Ghislaine Maxwell is arrested.
Murder Horners arrive in Washington.
Beirut explosion is caught on many, many cameras.
Chadwick Boseman passed away.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg passed away.
Alex Trebek passed away.
Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba is the first non-Hollywood production to top the annual box office with $500M earned worldwide.
Shakira and J-Lo's half-time appearance at the Superbowl.
Michael Jordan's "The Last Dance" documentary drops.
2021
Things that happened in 2021 after Woodley last beat an ass.
Bernie at the Inauguration exists and there are mittens.
There was a Friends Reunion episode.
The container ship blocked the Suez Canal.
Harry and Meghan: the royals are racist.
Everyone rallies behind Britney Spears.
Ben Askren loses to Jake Paul.
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Afflect get back together.
Tyron Woodley loses to Jake Paul.
