Post by The Sandman on Feb 15, 2021 20:31:10 GMT -5
Jon Jones is calm in his corner. He looks convinced of his abilities.
Randy Couture raises his fists in his corner. He seems confident.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
It's hard to say who will be winning this fight. The specialized media doesn't have a favourite either.
The referee of the bout is Mario Yamasaki.
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Round 1
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Jon Jones and Randy Couture touch gloves in the center to get this fight started!
Crisp uppercut by Bones followed by a hard jab
Randy Couture stumbles back.
Jon Jones is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
A high kick from Randy Couture
falls short of the mark.
Bones tries to grapple
He puts Dandy Randy in a double underhook!
Both fighters are tied in a clinch.
Randy Couture slightly pushes Bones into the fence and tries to calm down the action.
Mario Yamasaki separates the fighters and tells them to continue fighting.
The clock says 1:05 in the 1 round
Jon Jones swings...
hard impact to Dandy Randy's face!
Bones is holding Randy Couture's right leg... He's trying to take him down.
Randy Couture shows great balance while pushing away Jon Jones
Jon Jones gets sloppy and Randy Couture tries to take advantage...
Dandy Randy moves forward looking for some action
Jon Jones doesn't want to engage and backpedals
A right hand from Jon Jones
makes Dandy Randy stumble back!
Bones is swinging for the fences!
A hit that almost breaks Dandy Randy's jaw!
Bones studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
The clock says 1:50 in the 1 round
Jon Jones takes a few seconds to recover his breath...
Bones moves backwards and Randy Couture is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
Jon Jones is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
Dandy Randy launches a hook to the body
Jon Jones moves aside looking for a counter...
Randy Couture gets sloppy and Jon Jones tries to take advantage...
Crisp uppercut by Bones followed by a hard jab
Randy Couture stumbles back.
The clock says 2:30 in the 1 round
Jon Jones fakes a move and launches a liver kick!
That almost wrenches Randy Couture! I'm sure that his liver will be sore tomorrow.
Dandy Randy ribs are getting hammered, they look bad!
Jon Jones tries to bring the fight to the ground
Dandy Randy won't budge, forcing Bones to pull guard.
Randy Couture is in closed guard over Bones
Randy Couture tries to better his position on the ground...
Dandy Randy breaks the closed guard of Jon Jones and moves to half guard
Randy Couture is in side mount over Jon Jones
Jon Jones attempts to trap Randy Couture in his guard.
Jon Jones manages to switch to full guard.
Randy Couture is in open guard over Bones
Bones tries to close his guard around Dandy Randy
He succeeds!
Randy Couture is in closed guard over Bones
Dandy Randy is in closed guard... Bones tries to roll on the ground!
Nice reversal! He is now in full mount over Randy Couture!
Jon Jones is in full mount over Randy Couture
Jon Jones tries to better his position on the ground...
Bones is in a great position to begin a nice round of pounding!
Jon Jones is in full mount over Randy Couture
Randy Couture tries to roll to his side and trap Jon Jones in his guard...
Jon Jones keeps good control and remains in full mount.
The clock says 4:00 in the 1 round
Jon Jones is in full mount over Randy Couture
Dandy Randy launches a few weak punches
Bones blocks them effectively.
Jon Jones is in full mount over Randy Couture
Bones works on the ground with his fingers over Dandy Randy's face
He seems to have encountered the eye! What a classless move!
Mario Yamasaki didn't see that!
The clock says 4:25 in the 1 round
Jon Jones is in full mount over Randy Couture
Dandy Randy measures the resilience of Bones's ribs with a couple of big punches from guard.
Bones blocks the hits as he works on the ground.
Jon Jones is in full mount over Randy Couture
Jon Jones tries to finish the fight with an armbar from the top
That armbar from Jon Jones appears to be unbreakable
Dandy Randy is smart enough to avoid the submission attempt
Jon Jones is in full mount over Randy Couture
Dandy Randy is using some of his ground skills to escape from this...
Jon Jones pushes Randy Couture down and prevents his attempts to escape
Randy Couture gets sloppy and Jon Jones tries to take advantage...
Bones fakes a few punches and after a brief struggle he catches Randy Couture's arm and tries an armbar!
That Armbar from Jon Jones appears to be unbreakable
That Armbar looks tight...
Crippling lock!
Dandy Randy holds his own hand and with pure strength he breaks Dandy Randy's lock. He rolls over himself and launches over Jon Jones.
Randy Couture is in side mount over Jon Jones
Bones tries to show some ground skills
Jon Jones put Dandy Randy in half guard.
The referee separates the fighters as the buzzer sounds.
You have to give that round to Jon Jones.
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Round 2
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Jon Jones fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
Jon Jones is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
The clock says 0:30 in the 2 round
Jon Jones fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
Dandy Randy cornermen are yelling for his man to escape from the ground as Bones can finish a fight on the ground with some good pounding if you give him the chance.
Solid low kick from Jon Jones.
For sure, that had to hurt!
The clock says 0:45 in the 2 round
Bones goes to the body...
He punishes Dandy Randy's ribs with a couple of hooks.
Bones wants to close the range and tries to grapple...
Nice move. He shoves himself over his opponent and secure a single collar tie.
Dandy Randy doesn't want to clinch as he ducks under Jon Jones embrace and tries to move away...
Jon Jones pushes Dandy Randy forward and doesn't allow him to break the clinch.
The fighters are clinching.
Bones tries to take Randy Couture to the ground from the clinch...
Nicely done! Dandy Randy is with his back on the ground now.
Jon Jones is in open guard over Dandy Randy
Jon Jones tries to finish with a leg lock!
This is over! Dandy Randy can't stand the pain and taps!
Winner is Jon Jones by Submission (leglock) at 1:19 Round 2
Statistics: Jon Jones
Punches 9/9 (100%)
Kicks 2/2 (100%)
Clinch strikes 1/1 (100%)
Takedowns 1/3 (33%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 3/3 (100%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 141 s
Statistics: Randy Couture
Punches 0/1 (0%)
Kicks 0/1 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/5 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 141 s
*****Jon Jones and Randy Couture had today the worst fight of this organization!
*****Jon Jones has broken the record of fastest submission
These records, I tell ya. I think it will take 5-10 events for them to stop being stupid. But for now. They are stupid, and I kinda dig it. Because. FRESH NEW SITE!!!
Fight-wise, this was a poor showing from COuture, who just showed up to get his ass kicked by Jones. Jones did that and got the endings he desired. Sexually. But not sexually, you pervs.
Randy Couture raises his fists in his corner. He seems confident.
This is the first time they meet inside the cage
It's hard to say who will be winning this fight. The specialized media doesn't have a favourite either.
The referee of the bout is Mario Yamasaki.
=========================================
Round 1
=========================================
Jon Jones and Randy Couture touch gloves in the center to get this fight started!
Crisp uppercut by Bones followed by a hard jab
Randy Couture stumbles back.
Jon Jones is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
A high kick from Randy Couture
falls short of the mark.
Bones tries to grapple
He puts Dandy Randy in a double underhook!
Both fighters are tied in a clinch.
Randy Couture slightly pushes Bones into the fence and tries to calm down the action.
Mario Yamasaki separates the fighters and tells them to continue fighting.
The clock says 1:05 in the 1 round
Jon Jones swings...
hard impact to Dandy Randy's face!
Bones is holding Randy Couture's right leg... He's trying to take him down.
Randy Couture shows great balance while pushing away Jon Jones
Jon Jones gets sloppy and Randy Couture tries to take advantage...
Dandy Randy moves forward looking for some action
Jon Jones doesn't want to engage and backpedals
A right hand from Jon Jones
makes Dandy Randy stumble back!
Bones is swinging for the fences!
A hit that almost breaks Dandy Randy's jaw!
Bones studies his opponent looking for a hole in his defense.
The clock says 1:50 in the 1 round
Jon Jones takes a few seconds to recover his breath...
Bones moves backwards and Randy Couture is asking him if he came today for fighting or running.
Jon Jones is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
Dandy Randy launches a hook to the body
Jon Jones moves aside looking for a counter...
Randy Couture gets sloppy and Jon Jones tries to take advantage...
Crisp uppercut by Bones followed by a hard jab
Randy Couture stumbles back.
The clock says 2:30 in the 1 round
Jon Jones fakes a move and launches a liver kick!
That almost wrenches Randy Couture! I'm sure that his liver will be sore tomorrow.
Dandy Randy ribs are getting hammered, they look bad!
Jon Jones tries to bring the fight to the ground
Dandy Randy won't budge, forcing Bones to pull guard.
Randy Couture is in closed guard over Bones
Randy Couture tries to better his position on the ground...
Dandy Randy breaks the closed guard of Jon Jones and moves to half guard
Randy Couture is in side mount over Jon Jones
Jon Jones attempts to trap Randy Couture in his guard.
Jon Jones manages to switch to full guard.
Randy Couture is in open guard over Bones
Bones tries to close his guard around Dandy Randy
He succeeds!
Randy Couture is in closed guard over Bones
Dandy Randy is in closed guard... Bones tries to roll on the ground!
Nice reversal! He is now in full mount over Randy Couture!
Jon Jones is in full mount over Randy Couture
Jon Jones tries to better his position on the ground...
Bones is in a great position to begin a nice round of pounding!
Jon Jones is in full mount over Randy Couture
Randy Couture tries to roll to his side and trap Jon Jones in his guard...
Jon Jones keeps good control and remains in full mount.
The clock says 4:00 in the 1 round
Jon Jones is in full mount over Randy Couture
Dandy Randy launches a few weak punches
Bones blocks them effectively.
Jon Jones is in full mount over Randy Couture
Bones works on the ground with his fingers over Dandy Randy's face
He seems to have encountered the eye! What a classless move!
Mario Yamasaki didn't see that!
The clock says 4:25 in the 1 round
Jon Jones is in full mount over Randy Couture
Dandy Randy measures the resilience of Bones's ribs with a couple of big punches from guard.
Bones blocks the hits as he works on the ground.
Jon Jones is in full mount over Randy Couture
Jon Jones tries to finish the fight with an armbar from the top
That armbar from Jon Jones appears to be unbreakable
Dandy Randy is smart enough to avoid the submission attempt
Jon Jones is in full mount over Randy Couture
Dandy Randy is using some of his ground skills to escape from this...
Jon Jones pushes Randy Couture down and prevents his attempts to escape
Randy Couture gets sloppy and Jon Jones tries to take advantage...
Bones fakes a few punches and after a brief struggle he catches Randy Couture's arm and tries an armbar!
That Armbar from Jon Jones appears to be unbreakable
That Armbar looks tight...
Crippling lock!
Dandy Randy holds his own hand and with pure strength he breaks Dandy Randy's lock. He rolls over himself and launches over Jon Jones.
Randy Couture is in side mount over Jon Jones
Bones tries to show some ground skills
Jon Jones put Dandy Randy in half guard.
The referee separates the fighters as the buzzer sounds.
You have to give that round to Jon Jones.
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Round 2
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Jon Jones fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
Jon Jones is doing his best Floyd Mayweather impression by not engaging.
The clock says 0:30 in the 2 round
Jon Jones fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
Dandy Randy cornermen are yelling for his man to escape from the ground as Bones can finish a fight on the ground with some good pounding if you give him the chance.
Solid low kick from Jon Jones.
For sure, that had to hurt!
The clock says 0:45 in the 2 round
Bones goes to the body...
He punishes Dandy Randy's ribs with a couple of hooks.
Bones wants to close the range and tries to grapple...
Nice move. He shoves himself over his opponent and secure a single collar tie.
Dandy Randy doesn't want to clinch as he ducks under Jon Jones embrace and tries to move away...
Jon Jones pushes Dandy Randy forward and doesn't allow him to break the clinch.
The fighters are clinching.
Bones tries to take Randy Couture to the ground from the clinch...
Nicely done! Dandy Randy is with his back on the ground now.
Jon Jones is in open guard over Dandy Randy
Jon Jones tries to finish with a leg lock!
This is over! Dandy Randy can't stand the pain and taps!
Winner is Jon Jones by Submission (leglock) at 1:19 Round 2
Statistics: Jon Jones
Punches 9/9 (100%)
Kicks 2/2 (100%)
Clinch strikes 1/1 (100%)
Takedowns 1/3 (33%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 3/3 (100%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 141 s
Statistics: Randy Couture
Punches 0/1 (0%)
Kicks 0/1 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/5 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Time on the ground 141 s
*****Jon Jones and Randy Couture had today the worst fight of this organization!
*****Jon Jones has broken the record of fastest submission
These records, I tell ya. I think it will take 5-10 events for them to stop being stupid. But for now. They are stupid, and I kinda dig it. Because. FRESH NEW SITE!!!
Fight-wise, this was a poor showing from COuture, who just showed up to get his ass kicked by Jones. Jones did that and got the endings he desired. Sexually. But not sexually, you pervs.
