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Post by The Texas Rattlesnakes on Apr 11, 2022 9:04:24 GMT -5
Arthur: That's weird, Avery. I don't remember anyone asking who the fuck you were.
*Arthur investigates the room for anything that might be able to give him an electric charge.*
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Post by The Rocketmen on Apr 11, 2022 9:12:58 GMT -5
Arthur: That's weird, Avery. I don't remember anyone asking who the fuck you were. *Arthur investigates the room for anything that might be able to give him an electric charge.*  Avery: "We will not condone such vile language in our Temple." |
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Post by The Texas Rattlesnakes on Apr 11, 2022 9:37:46 GMT -5
*Arthur retracts his helmet and looks at his companions*
Arthur: Did he just slap the shit out of me? Or was that for dramatic effect?
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Post by The Rocketmen on Apr 11, 2022 9:55:28 GMT -5
DM:
Avery: "Quiet! Know this. There are hundreds of members of our Temple. Here at Castle Alaric, I am afraid there is a snake amongst our apples. I have requested the boat man deliver unto us those who could solve the unfortunate ongoings of our Temple. I am worried this could escalate beyond what seems to be an accident."
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Post by The Texas Rattlesnakes on Apr 11, 2022 11:36:09 GMT -5
Arthur: How do we know you aren't the snake, Avery?
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Post by Team GAP on Apr 11, 2022 12:59:34 GMT -5
Blurgle: more importantly. Do you have sandwiches here at this temple?
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Post by Sons of Anarchy on Apr 17, 2022 0:36:43 GMT -5
*William Tackles Avery and Smells him up and down to see if he is slimy like a snake*
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Post by The Rocketmen on Apr 19, 2022 13:26:44 GMT -5
DM:
Avery to Blurgle: "That food is blasphemous! Only those part of the Edificant Library eat of such filth, dripping sauces onto their tunics. Blech. Disgusting finger food. Best to eat only on a plate, but by then, who dares eat a sandwich?!"
Avery is tackled to the floor, and several priests immediately rush over and to pull and pry at William, who is busy feverishly smelling Avery.
Avery: "Off me, you filthy man!"
When the priests collectively removed and held back William, Avery collected himself, brushed down his clothes, and stared at the heroes.
"Filthy lot, the lot of you, filths!"
Then, a sultry looking woman entered the room. Her dress cut to the hip, revealing her right leg with every second step from toe to waist.
Pertelope: "What mess of a troupe are these devilish beings?" She teased. "Are you here to stop the happenings?" She looked them all up and down. "You don't look like saviors to me."
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Post by Team GAP on Apr 20, 2022 3:16:02 GMT -5
Blurgle: excuse me a second...
Blurgle goes to her dress and at the bottom part of the dress blurgle produces a sandwich. (It would be impossible for her to hide a sandwich there)
Blurgle: AHA!!!
Blurgle starts eating his sandwich this time eating quietly but ignoring everyone.
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Post by The Texas Rattlesnakes on Apr 20, 2022 7:10:00 GMT -5
Blurgle: excuse me a second... Blurgle goes to her dress and at the bottom part of the dress blurgle produces a sandwich. (It would be impossible for her to hide a sandwich there) Blurgle: AHA!!! Blurgle starts eating his sandwich this time eating quietly but ignoring everyone. Arthur suddenly realizes he has no idea if Blurgle is a male or female. |
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Post by The Rocketmen on Apr 20, 2022 12:18:07 GMT -5
DM:
Pertelope: "As you can see, the happenings are rather... odd. All manifestations of desire, needs, wants, no matter how desperate they may be. This has been happening for months now, and we have yet to discover what could possibly be causing such a bizarre occurrence. Your friend does not eat a sandwich, only his mind believes it to be true. There is nothing there. He will die of starvation on his imagination. You must find that which has caused the happenings and find a way to make it stop. God forbid others find their ill fated end as some of our priests have so far in countless bizarre ways."
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Post by The Texas Rattlesnakes on Apr 20, 2022 14:11:16 GMT -5
Arthur: If that is true, then how do we know any of you people actually exist? How do we know if this place is even real? Granted, I don't see a sandwich in Blurgle's hand. Clearly that's not happening.
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Post by The Rocketmen on Apr 20, 2022 14:36:00 GMT -5
Arthur: If that is true, then how do we know any of you people actually exist? How do we know if this place is even real? Granted, I don't see a sandwich in Blurgle's hand. Clearly that's not happening. Pertelope: "I see one of you is at least clever, though your manners could use a significant adjustment. What is that head gear? Is it something to correct a childhood flaw? Nevermind that. Please, head to the lower level, to the far wall and down the stairs in the wine cellar. That is where our last incident occurred. Perhaps you will find something that could help in your search there." And with that, Pertelope walked off. |
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Post by Team GAP on Apr 22, 2022 5:19:07 GMT -5
Blurgle: what a weird lady...
Blurgle is confused
Blurgle: if my sandwiches arent real then how do i know how it tastes?
Blurgle heads downstair to the cellar
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Post by Sons of Anarchy on Apr 22, 2022 21:53:26 GMT -5
*William confused on how he was overpowered, follows Blurgle into the cellar and sniffs for anything that may be of use to the group.*
William: I don't like this place they all reek of something nasty! These so called "Happenings" as well, like what even is that what does it mean. None of this even makes sense! I wonder if they would allow me to continue my research? Nah maybe not, it might go against their code of conduct or whatever these religious fanatics follow. I hate cults!
William to Arthur: What even does that helmet do anyways? Do you think it could give me brain powers?
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