Post by Phoenix FC on Jan 31, 2022 14:58:11 GMT -5
In a rare post event appearance, Phoenix FC owner Kruzer steps to the podium flanked on either side by Phoenix FC Lightweight fighters Dominick Cruz & Ian McCall.
Kruzer: Well, the FIX was in again tonight, eh folks?! Now, I'm going to dispense with the pleasantries here before you guys go and ask the stupid question of "how am I feeling?"... Cuz these things are supposed to be about the fighters and not the owner, but I'll just tell you flat out now, that I'm fucking Livid! We had two fights on this fucking card and BOTH of them were tainted by shitty ass judges drinking Drano on the fucking job... AGAIN!! Ian McCall here beat that beach bum that could be the illegitimate older brother of Matt Riddle, Urijah Faber's prissy little surfer ass tonight, and the judges somehow rule that it's a "majority decision" for the California Scrub?! Oh... But wait... That's not all. There's more... We then move to the number one contender's match between Dom and Jung and these Punch and Judy idiots have the audacity to do it a second time to Phoenix FC, only this time they call it a fucking "draw", as to "not arouse suspicion". Puh-lease... What the fuck fights were these morons watching? Or were they even watching the fights? Do we need to drug test the fucking judges along with fighters now?! I mean, I saw these two guys win.... You folks saw these two guys win tonight... Shit, even Curly, Larry and Moe saw these two guys win from their fucking burial crypts or their graves for fuck sakes! Now, at least Dom and Jung get to finish what they started next card at ManMMA 37 cuz it was a number one contender's match, and that's fine... But what about Uncle Ian here? What about Phoenix FC dropping 3 spots in the fucking standings? All because ManMMA hires incompetent, brainless, dickless, hopeless assholes to judge our fights, that drink Drano and snort coke through the entire fucking event! So, you're damn skippy Phoenix FC will be filing a grievance with the league to have this bullshit "majority decision" overturned to a no contest. Cuz, if nothing else, Phoenix FC ALWAYS has there fighters backs; one hundred and ten percent! Ask any one of them that's circulated through here over the years, and they'll tell you the same thing; no matter what banner they fight under right now! But, I digress... For now. Because, again these scrums are about the fighters, not me, and I'm more liable to say something stupid and get fined more than these two gladiators. So, gentleman... The floor is yours.
Kruzer leaves the podium & stage, not answering any questions, and leaving Dominick Cruz & Ian McCall for the media scrum.
Kruzer: Well, the FIX was in again tonight, eh folks?! Now, I'm going to dispense with the pleasantries here before you guys go and ask the stupid question of "how am I feeling?"... Cuz these things are supposed to be about the fighters and not the owner, but I'll just tell you flat out now, that I'm fucking Livid! We had two fights on this fucking card and BOTH of them were tainted by shitty ass judges drinking Drano on the fucking job... AGAIN!! Ian McCall here beat that beach bum that could be the illegitimate older brother of Matt Riddle, Urijah Faber's prissy little surfer ass tonight, and the judges somehow rule that it's a "majority decision" for the California Scrub?! Oh... But wait... That's not all. There's more... We then move to the number one contender's match between Dom and Jung and these Punch and Judy idiots have the audacity to do it a second time to Phoenix FC, only this time they call it a fucking "draw", as to "not arouse suspicion". Puh-lease... What the fuck fights were these morons watching? Or were they even watching the fights? Do we need to drug test the fucking judges along with fighters now?! I mean, I saw these two guys win.... You folks saw these two guys win tonight... Shit, even Curly, Larry and Moe saw these two guys win from their fucking burial crypts or their graves for fuck sakes! Now, at least Dom and Jung get to finish what they started next card at ManMMA 37 cuz it was a number one contender's match, and that's fine... But what about Uncle Ian here? What about Phoenix FC dropping 3 spots in the fucking standings? All because ManMMA hires incompetent, brainless, dickless, hopeless assholes to judge our fights, that drink Drano and snort coke through the entire fucking event! So, you're damn skippy Phoenix FC will be filing a grievance with the league to have this bullshit "majority decision" overturned to a no contest. Cuz, if nothing else, Phoenix FC ALWAYS has there fighters backs; one hundred and ten percent! Ask any one of them that's circulated through here over the years, and they'll tell you the same thing; no matter what banner they fight under right now! But, I digress... For now. Because, again these scrums are about the fighters, not me, and I'm more liable to say something stupid and get fined more than these two gladiators. So, gentleman... The floor is yours.
Kruzer leaves the podium & stage, not answering any questions, and leaving Dominick Cruz & Ian McCall for the media scrum.
