White Responds to Phoenix FC
Feb 1, 2022 1:58:37 GMT -5
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Post by The Sandman on Feb 1, 2022 1:58:37 GMT -5
In a rare post event appearance, ManMMA President Mana White steps to the podium flanked on either side by meaningless tough guys and douche-bros.
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Mana: I don't usually do this, but I keep getting private calls about this Phoenix FC press conference or whatever. Look, we do our thing, they do theirs. Our job is to put on the best fights in the world, his job is to prepare for those. Our pay-per-view numbers for 36 were through the roof. People are telling me they are still buzzing from that event. So I guess I put on the best fights. I did my job. But lemme ask you. His fighters, did they win their fights? Did they knock the guys ass out? Did they finish the fight? Naw. Well. I got nothin' else to say. Never leave it in the hands of the judges. This is the fight game. Not the "please give me more points" game. You want a win, you knock the other guy out. You make his ass tap. His guys didn't do that. What more can I say. I guess their owner didn't tell these guys that part. I guess he didn't do his job preparing his guys, I donno. (smug smile).
I can tell you this. This isn't the first time some angry sore loser has come after me or my decisions after getting his butt kicked in that cage. I hire the worst judges and refs? Why don't you get in here and do this thing? You think you can run it better? Why don't you start your own promotion. We'll see how well that does headlined by "captains" who can't finish fights (smug scoff). Yeah, we'll see. These owners man, they piss me off. They're all public talk when it serves them but behind the scenes there all, "Mana, can I have this match-up, can I have that match-up." It's sickening. But yeah, you blame the judges because your guys can't get the finish, see how well that works for ya.
Now of course we were always going to run back Cruz-Jung. That's part of the reason that bullshit press conference was held in the first place. It's a publicity thing to get people talking about his fighter. The truth is, I like Cruz. He's a good guy, and a hell of a fighter. But he's not a needle-mover. So he needs his owner to talk shit about my judges to try to get people cheering for him and get him some sponsorship deals. (shrugs) Hey. Whatever you got to do, man. I just hope these fighters aren't paying these clown managers too much money man, because they're a fucking joke.
Also this piece of shit better stop telling everyone I do cocaine. Test me, motherfucker. I don't do cocaine. Maybe you do cocaine, but I don't do cocaine.
Mana leaves the podium & stage, not answering any questions, and leaving the meaningless tough guys and douche-bros for the media scrum. Mana then returns, and dismissed the meaningless tough guys and douche-bros, and sits back down, ensuring he is the centre of attention again
Mana: Any questions.
Mana: I don't usually do this, but I keep getting private calls about this Phoenix FC press conference or whatever. Look, we do our thing, they do theirs. Our job is to put on the best fights in the world, his job is to prepare for those. Our pay-per-view numbers for 36 were through the roof. People are telling me they are still buzzing from that event. So I guess I put on the best fights. I did my job. But lemme ask you. His fighters, did they win their fights? Did they knock the guys ass out? Did they finish the fight? Naw. Well. I got nothin' else to say. Never leave it in the hands of the judges. This is the fight game. Not the "please give me more points" game. You want a win, you knock the other guy out. You make his ass tap. His guys didn't do that. What more can I say. I guess their owner didn't tell these guys that part. I guess he didn't do his job preparing his guys, I donno. (smug smile).
I can tell you this. This isn't the first time some angry sore loser has come after me or my decisions after getting his butt kicked in that cage. I hire the worst judges and refs? Why don't you get in here and do this thing? You think you can run it better? Why don't you start your own promotion. We'll see how well that does headlined by "captains" who can't finish fights (smug scoff). Yeah, we'll see. These owners man, they piss me off. They're all public talk when it serves them but behind the scenes there all, "Mana, can I have this match-up, can I have that match-up." It's sickening. But yeah, you blame the judges because your guys can't get the finish, see how well that works for ya.
Now of course we were always going to run back Cruz-Jung. That's part of the reason that bullshit press conference was held in the first place. It's a publicity thing to get people talking about his fighter. The truth is, I like Cruz. He's a good guy, and a hell of a fighter. But he's not a needle-mover. So he needs his owner to talk shit about my judges to try to get people cheering for him and get him some sponsorship deals. (shrugs) Hey. Whatever you got to do, man. I just hope these fighters aren't paying these clown managers too much money man, because they're a fucking joke.
Also this piece of shit better stop telling everyone I do cocaine. Test me, motherfucker. I don't do cocaine. Maybe you do cocaine, but I don't do cocaine.
Mana leaves the podium & stage, not answering any questions, and leaving the meaningless tough guys and douche-bros for the media scrum. Mana then returns, and dismissed the meaningless tough guys and douche-bros, and sits back down, ensuring he is the centre of attention again
Mana: Any questions.
