The Sandman
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Post by The Sandman on Aug 5, 2022 23:50:30 GMT -5
ManMMA Welterweight Championship B.J. Penn is beating himself up in the corner before the fight begins, smacking himself in the face, body and legs to get ready for his scrap. Rory MacDonald looks very relaxed. Now B.J. Penn put his title in contention against The Red Rory. This is the first time they meet inside the cage B.J. Penn is the better fighter in my opinion. It would be an upset if he loses today. B.J. Penn comes with a 17 fight winning streak. Rory MacDonald comes with a 2 fight winning streak. The referee of the bout is Dan Miragliotta. ========================================= Round 1 ========================================= The fight gets underway. Rory MacDonald goes with a looping right hand while B.J. Penn jumps back and jabs The Beedge seems staggered and Rory MacDonald runs to capitalize with a bunch of jabs and crosses. The clock says 0:25 in the 1 round Pulverizing punch to The Red Rory's head! Ouch, that had to hurt! Rory MacDonald can't continue fighting. Dan Miragliotta doesn't allow him to continue fighting with his swollen left eye! Winner is B.J. Penn by TKO (Stoppage - Swollen eye) at 0:39 Round 1
Statistics: B.J. Penn Punches 1/2 (50%) Kicks 0/0 (0%) Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%) Takedowns 0/0 (0%) GnP strikes 0/0 (0%) Submissions 0/0 (0%) Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) Time on the ground 0 s Statistics: Rory MacDonald Punches 4/7 (57%) Kicks 0/0 (0%) Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%) Takedowns 0/0 (0%) GnP strikes 0/0 (0%) Submissions 0/0 (0%) Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) Time on the ground 0 s B.J. Penn defends the Welterweight title! ...sigh. Anyone want to send me some Motrin? Even though it goes against every rule I have ever set up for this site, I am tempted to rematch this on the next card or so just so I don't have to deal with...well, you know... |
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Post by The Texas Rattlesnakes on Aug 5, 2022 23:52:59 GMT -5
Dan Miragliotta what are you doing!?!?!
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Post by The Rocketmen on Aug 5, 2022 23:53:35 GMT -5
One Punch Man
This fight reminded me of that time bj penn lost in a parking lot in hawaii
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Post by The Texas Rattlesnakes on Aug 5, 2022 23:55:01 GMT -5
I feel like you should just rematch and post it now.
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The Sandman
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Post by The Sandman on Aug 5, 2022 23:55:38 GMT -5
I feel like you should just rematch and post it now. How the fuck does that work? The one guy has an eye swollen enough to stop the fight. He can't fight again tonight, ya damned fool. |
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Post by The Sandman on Aug 5, 2022 23:56:19 GMT -5
Dan Miragliotta what are you doing!?!?! Doctors stop the fights for swelling, not refs. |
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Post by The Texas Rattlesnakes on Aug 5, 2022 23:59:59 GMT -5
Dan Miragliotta what are you doing!?!?! Doctors stop the fights for swelling, not refs. The words said Miragliota doesn't allow him to continue. |
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Post by The Sandman on Aug 6, 2022 0:06:07 GMT -5
Doctors stop the fights for swelling, not refs. The words said Miragliota doesn't allow him to continue. Because its his job to have the doc look at the cut/swelling/vision. The doctor makes the call. |
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Post by The Texas Rattlesnakes on Aug 6, 2022 0:11:12 GMT -5
Oh well, both were on crack
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Post by The Sandman on Aug 6, 2022 0:12:16 GMT -5
Oh well, both were on crack Maybe. The con of written simulations is I can't see the eye to judge. I just assume our doctors are competent. Seems statistically unlikely our refs, judges, AND doctors could all be incompetent, doesn't it? |
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Post by The Sandman on Aug 6, 2022 0:13:44 GMT -5
Oh well, both were on crack Maybe. The con of written simulations is I can't see the cut to judge. I just assume our doctors are competent. Seems statistically unlikely our refs, judges, AND doctors could all be incompetent, doesn't it? This said, the image indicating level of damage received by a fighter shows Rory's head as deep red, so they think it was pretty serious.  |
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Post by Phoenix FC on Aug 6, 2022 0:49:39 GMT -5
Typical shit, just like the Kedzie fight... 🙄
I'll take the rematch, but this is getting ridiculous now. There's absolutely no way every single title fight should be ending in this manner. It's complete BS. 🤷
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Post by Phoenix FC on Aug 6, 2022 1:01:08 GMT -5
It's also the fact that BJ was the one allegedly staggered and at disadvantage but somehow Rory was the one that got smoked.
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Post by Lord Byron's Conquistadors on Aug 6, 2022 5:05:51 GMT -5
we decline Figaro can can go fuck himself... A draw isn't a win. Simple as that. He can get to the back the line like the rest of your cheap, chump-ass fighters. |
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Post by Phoenix FC on Aug 6, 2022 11:16:49 GMT -5
we decline Figaro can can go fuck himself... A draw isn't a win. Simple as that. He can get to the back the line like the rest of your cheap, chump-ass fighters.That was an actual a fight that went 5 rounds though, not called in :40 by an incompetent ref & a quack doctor after one punch when Rory was clearly the aggressor & in control of the fight early. Plus, Figaro got his second chance and got a decision win in the second one. The rubber match between those two is going to be crazy. Between those two, I don't think either one can finish the other in 5 rounds. It's going to have to be a title fight & 10 rounds to see a finish between Cruz & Figaro. |
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